nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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