Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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