Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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