So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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