went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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