Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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