don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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