are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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