I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
i think im in europe. pls send help
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sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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