She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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