Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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