its not stalking. its research.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is Oprah even human
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
