Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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