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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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