i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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