I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
vagina is talking i cant
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I touched a dick in church today
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