I think I died a long time ago.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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