Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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