You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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