your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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