He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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