Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Is it because I queefed?
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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