6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Alive.
So much puke
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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