SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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