just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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