That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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