Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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