So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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