so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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