So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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