just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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