Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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