oh god the rape fog is back!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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