yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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