Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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