you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
