she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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