Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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