If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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