okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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