i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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