No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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