Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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