I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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