I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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