In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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