this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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