there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
