Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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