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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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