Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
