she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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