She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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