at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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