Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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