It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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