I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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