Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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