I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Let's get the cat blown out
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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