So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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