i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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